“Free Ta A Good Home”
One chicken, possibly some other feather-brained hangers-on. One chicken at least, fer sure.
Respectable, non-alcoholic, non-smokin’, god-fearin’ chicken seeks new home - away from snow and cold. Misplaced Visa and passport, but can easily cut cardboard to make Green Card.
Enjoys readin’, long walks in the sun, and Marilyn Manson. Studying seminary courses, in between volunteerin’ at tha “National Institute For Clammy Hands”. Discrection is my middle name…
Would still consider
Shiver me cluckin’ timbers…
Cluck for now!!
(Website still down – this is NOT good…)