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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

The Evolution Of Real Estate

How did the real estate business evolve to where it is today, with buyers and sellers entering into contracts to ensure a seamless transition of property?

Don't ask me - how the heck do I know?

However, that doesn't prevent me from speculating. Check it out:

My latest REM column


Sunday, September 21, 2014

Sneak Peek Of My Herald Review: The Fox On The Fairway

It comes out officially in tomorrow's print copy of The Calgary Herald, but I found the online version a bit earlier...

Check out my official review for Stage West Calgary's The Fox On The Fairway!



Saturday, September 20, 2014

Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)


Ah ain't in Kanziz anymore, Toto!!


This iz wut ah gits from asking' Mrs. That Dan Guy fer directions, wit tha plucking' heck!!

Ah just wanted ta git ta tha grocery store, ta top up mah feather softener lotion. This dry weather has been KILLIN' me!


So, like a blamed idjit ah asked someone that gits lost in a one-room house fer directions????

Nobody ta blame but misself!!


Holy crap - wuz that a coyote??????

You there buddy - any idea where Calgary is??!!??


Cluck fer now...

Friday, September 19, 2014

While You're Waiting...

photo courtesy of StoryBook Theatre

I know you're probably wondering - where's the damn link to the latest Stage West Calgary review??

Well, so am I - it has yet to run.

So, to fill some time in your day, please check out my review for StoryBook Theatre's captivating "The Wizard Of One", a creative re-imagining of the legendary "Wizard of Oz". If you're in the Calgary area and you'd like to see it, click your heels and get your a## over there faster than a motorized munchkin - it only runs today and tomorrow!

Check it out here.


Thursday, September 18, 2014

New Driving Award - The Pitts!

Watching some asshat race ahead of me and squeeze into what I like to call a "reasonable stopping distance" just to be ahead of me yesterday afternoon, I became inspired. I'm going to be start a new award for drivers on Calgary roads.

I will call these award The Pitts - The "PeckerHead In Traffic Trophy". For every idiot that tries to pass me in an off-ramp - you win The Pitts. For those buffoons that want to run 130 kilometres per hour in a 50 zone, and flash their lights while they tailgate me aggressively to make me move over - while I'm pulled over on the boulevard to fix a flat tire - you win The Pitts.

This has to be the most aggressive city in North America for entitled ignoramuses that believe they hold title to the lane they are in, and you happen to be occupying "illegally".

I'd be interested in hearing from anyone that thinks their drivers are worse - I'm not adverse to franchising The Pitts. Let's talk!


Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Challenges Deemed Obsolete

In the ongoing efforts to make our language more modern, hip and cool for the younger generation - yet another long-accepted descriptor is biting the bullet.

"Challenge" is officially being replaced by "Chillenge", because dude, that's like, why is everything so difficult? Why is it such a chillenge?? Not cool!

Well, very cool apparently. Chilling...


Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Misery Loves Company

Still the oddest combination of names I've ever seen carved into a heart on a tree trunk...