(Posted by...what the heck??? Charlie???)
Pass over yer choklit eggs, an nobody gets hurt, capeesh??
Ah'm tha Easter Bunny, an despite whats ya hears, ah GITS eggs, ah don give 'em!!
So pass me yer cluckin' eggs an ya don get yer knees whacked!!
Ya, confusin', ah know - but this is how it really werks.
An if yah gots any other candy, this is like mah Halloween, so put it in this here pillow case, so ah don'ts gotta bonk ya upside yer pluckin' head!!
Wut's that? I ain't hippity hoppin'??
Bum knee, frum all that goldern snow shovellin' this spring - wut's it to ya!
Now GIMME YER CHOCOLATE EGGS!!!
Cluck fer now!!