(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Well, well, well........
Ole Charlie thought he had found SOME kinda good fortune lass week...
I red me a ad inna newspaper or somewhere, an thought, YESSIR!
Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner??
FREE MEAL FER CHICKENS!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
So I toodles down ta tha restorante, an lo an behold - IT'S CHICKEN THEY'S SERVIN'!!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Butchers!!!
Chicken bits everywhere - battered, baked, flame-boiled an grilled!!!
Like a layer uv gravy an a bed a mashed pohtaitoes MAKES IT ALRIGHT!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cannibals!!
Yew hoomans is gonna git it one day, lemme tell ya!!
I juss gotta fine me a Colonel that knows a few OTHER recipes!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Lemme tell ya - I skittered mah pinfeathers outta that joint faster than a cannonball - an I ain't NEVER goin' back.
"Winner Winner" mah poultry-bumped bee-hind!!
Cluck fer now...
2 comments:
Ha ha ha! That is funny as hell Charlie! Hee hee. You really thought it mean't chickens are winners and get a dinner? OMG, that is way too funny. You sad, sad, feather-less poultry-bumped bird.
One question Charlie, can you please tell me where you saw this sign? I am interested in attending for my free dinner.
That pluckin' chicken...
And YOU'RE no help!!
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