Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger, Charlie Chicken...)

Happy Satter-day, mah hooman pals!!

Well, with summer right aroun tha corner, ole Chuck here thinks it may be time to try sum tannin'.

I found a box a suntan lotion in tha pantry! Odd, usually it comes in tubes...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Seems safe enuff - promises ta make me "crispy outside, juicy inside". Ah see mahself as a bit of a 

juicy dahlite!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Wut I can't figger out is why there's a calorie message - I ain't plannin' on lickin' tha lotion!!

Well, maybe chicks dig that...

Ah guess ah also gotta thank mah hooman landlords here - they musta bought this tannin' stuff fer me - it clearly notes it's fer "original chickens".

Thas me!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey! There's directions on tha box!!

* Put mix in plastic bag - thas odd - but OK...

* Insert chicken into bag with mix - well...duh!!

* Place coated chicken on non-stick foil lined pan...why not a lawn chair??

* Set oven at 400...oven??

OVEN????

OVEN!!!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Bird on tha run!!

SKITTER!!!!!

Cluck fer now!!!!!