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Saturday, June 15, 2013

Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger, Charlie Chicken...)

Happy Satter-day, mah hooman pals!!

Well, with summer right aroun tha corner, ole Chuck here thinks it may be time to try sum tannin'.

I found a box a suntan lotion in tha pantry! Odd, usually it comes in tubes...


Seems safe enuff - promises ta make me "crispy outside, juicy inside". Ah see mahself as a bit of a 

juicy dahlite!!


Wut I can't figger out is why there's a calorie message - I ain't plannin' on lickin' tha lotion!!

Well, maybe chicks dig that...

Ah guess ah also gotta thank mah hooman landlords here - they musta bought this tannin' stuff fer me - it clearly notes it's fer "original chickens".

Thas me!


Hey! There's directions on tha box!!

* Put mix in plastic bag - thas odd - but OK...

* Insert chicken into bag with mix - well...duh!!

* Place coated chicken on non-stick foil lined pan...why not a lawn chair??

* Set oven at 400...oven??






Bird on tha run!!


Cluck fer now!!!!!


Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Ha ha! Man, we almost had that ole Charlie, finally. Boy them skinny legs sure can run. Dumb bird.

ThatDanGuy said...

Suntan coating...heh heh heh...

That bird is fundamentally nuts....