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Friday, June 14, 2013

What I Want To Be When I Grow Up

1) Older, but in that distinguished Paul Newman sort of way...

2) Wiser, but still able to fall for clever telemarketer scams...

3) Less Freckled - I mean come on, how many freckles does a person really need?

4) A candidate for plastic surgery - I have already submitted an application to the Kenny Rogers Ear Relocation Clinic - fingers crossed!!!

5) A dog owner - I love driving by pedestrians and seeing all their dogs pulling them along sidewalks to fitness and well-being...

6) A fireman. Or a cowboy. Maybe an astronaut.

7) Not encumbered by oily discharges. I hate oily discharges....

8) Surrounded by friends and family. But not in another one of their goddam "interventions"...

9) A collector of fine china. Or, a collector of fines in China...

10) Actually grown up - but I do enjoy me my juvenile moments still!

Later....

2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Well, you aren't doing too bad on that list so far, however, you could have done without # 7 (you know, the oily bits, yuk, thanks a lot!) and well, #10, it will never happen. All grown up? Ha!

ThatDanGuy said...

True. So so true.

And so, so oily....