1) Older, but in that distinguished Paul Newman sort of way...
2) Wiser, but still able to fall for clever telemarketer scams...
3) Less Freckled - I mean come on, how many freckles does a person really need?
4) A candidate for plastic surgery - I have already submitted an application to the Kenny Rogers Ear Relocation Clinic - fingers crossed!!!
5) A dog owner - I love driving by pedestrians and seeing all their dogs pulling them along sidewalks to fitness and well-being...
6) A fireman. Or a cowboy. Maybe an astronaut.
7) Not encumbered by oily discharges. I hate oily discharges....
8) Surrounded by friends and family. But not in another one of their goddam "interventions"...
9) A collector of fine china. Or, a collector of fines in China...
10) Actually grown up - but I do enjoy me my juvenile moments still!
Later....
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2 comments:
Well, you aren't doing too bad on that list so far, however, you could have done without # 7 (you know, the oily bits, yuk, thanks a lot!) and well, #10, it will never happen. All grown up? Ha!
True. So so true.
And so, so oily....
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