Saturday, June 08, 2013
(posted by weekend guest blogger...and...uhh..general contractor?? Charlie....)
Ole Charlie is here now, an I'm gonna "make it right"!!
Yessir, I juss took mahself a course online, an I am now a General Contracter - having zipped right passed Sergeant and Loot-Enant!!
So, I'm gunna buy mahself a hammer, some bib overalls, and shave most uv mah head - move over Mike Holmes - Charlie's tha new fixit guru aroun here!!
Got a leaky roof?
Tough cluckin' luck! I ain't a roofer. Although ah did have shingles once!!
Here all week folks - try tha veal!!
Got moisture coming in through yer basement walls??
Let me get mah duct tape an a coupla plastic shopping bags - I'll have ya fixed up in NO time!!
Wut ah really wanna do is spray fome insalayshun - gimme one a them guns, an LET ME LOOSE!!
Hey, is that a whoopin' crane??
Cluck fer now.......