Yes, you are correct. We are running a wee bit late here today. And I have a valid excuse this time…

Tonight, in my volunteer capacity for the Canadian Diabetes Association, I am participating in one of the annual avenues available to charitable organizations as a fund-raising event. I am going to be working at a local casino.

I know, I know – that’s kind-of like letting the fox run the henhouse, but there are strict rules I have to follow:

1) No doubling down on twin cards higher than 9.
2) Any shifts in the Poker Room require short-sleeved shirts.
3) One can only announce “BlackJack” if their cards actually add up to 21 – the house does not have to “call”…
4) A casino uniform is NOT meant to allow a worker to strong-arm seniors off of a really hot slot machine.
5) No matter how hot it is, the free drinks are still reserved for actual gamblers…


Hey, my column is online again today! Check out the condition Mrs. That Dan Guy believes I suffer from:

http://www.eventpub.com/stories.php?id=126731

Chow for now!!