Chicken Scratch

Welcome, mammals!

Charlie’s getting’ a late start taday, after a bit a carousin’ last night.

And, where was I carousin’ last night? Well, I can tell you one thing – they sure got gooooood hot dogs here…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!!

Yeah, so another clue: this city features a Red Lobster, AND a Olive’s Garden.

Any bells ringin’??

Man, My noggin is poundin’ – I think I had too much Catfish Beer last night…

BUK-BUK-BUK... BUK-AAAAWK!!!!!

Whoa…either I gotta puke right now, or my throat is about to explode…

Where am I? Well, there’s a important fork in this city, not far from where a golden boy lives up in the sky. My eyes ain’t so good, but I hope he’s at least wearin’ pants…

I can say one thing – the city’s in Canada, it’s on a prairie, and even polar bears avoid it in the winter.

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ya know, even though this city is in Canada, they ain’t got an NHL team here. How Canadian can this city really be?? They probably don’t even gots any curling arenas here…

Ole Charlie is really startin’ ta feel a little light-headed. It’s either the beer I was drinkin’ last night, or I’m allergic ta wheat. I think I gotta go lie down again, until the lamps quit spinnin’ around here…

Cluck for now!!