This is not a good sign.

I’ve begun several different attempts at post topics this morning, and clearly I am more barren between my ears than I have ever been. It would probably be prudent to consider jotting a few ideas down throughout the day, to avoid this traumatizing experience every morning.

Usually, something presents itself – Mrs. That Dan Guy accidentally glues an innocent fly to the wall while spraying her hair into place/I discover that my knees have a disturbingly large amount of wrinkles/Mrs. That Dan Guy walks into an armoire in our bedroom while trying to memorize the Spanish word for “Olé”/I note that pepper spelled backwards is reppep which pretty much sounds like you’re simply adding pepper to something again, etc.

But today, nothing. In my noggin right now, I can hear the sound of the ocean if I place my ear against a seashell. It is quite a scientific miracle.

No sense fighting it.

I got nothing today…

Chow for now!!