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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Raspberry Beret

First off, where the hell do you find a raspberry big enough to make a beret out of it?

Second, what's the shelf life of a raspberry beret, if you don't keep it refrigerated?

Finally, can you get them new, or only at the second-hand store?

Before I run out and get myself a raspberry beret, I need answers to a few of those questions....

Chow for now.


Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Hmm, great questions. I would like to know why it is kept only to "raspberries"? What about a strawberry beret? A kiwi beret?

What up with a beret anyways? What exactly does it keep warm, not your ears.? Hmm, a raspberry one would be cold and squishy.

ThatDanGuy said...

Cold and squishy.....

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