Saturday, March 23, 2013
STOP THA BATTERIN"!!
When will tha heartless hoomans leave us chickens be??
How kin hoomanity be SOOO obsesses with batterin' chickens??
Let alone poor, dee-fence-less chicken BALLS??
Ma eyeballs is googleyin' right outta ma head!!
Read tha description, peeples!!
UNCOOKED! - Juss plucked from tha "vine", dipped in batter, and SERVED TA HOOMANS!!!!
Ah kin barely cintrol ma shakin' - ah could stir a can a cluckin' paint right now juss by ma bodily vibe rayshuns!!!!
How wood you like it if ah decided ta batter YER balls???
I need ta lie down...ah think ma taylebone is quiverin'.....
Cluck fer now....oh, an mebbe you should sleep with one eye open.