Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

That there chicken don look like any chickens i usedta see on tha farm!!

Shiny show-off.....

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Tha bottom picher is what he looked like when I first spotted him, trying ta hatch indigestshun pills - wut a putz!!

Up top, well, ya probably don wanna know how THAT picher came about...

Although, discoverin'  he was maid a CHOCOLATE might take a bit of tha gross ness outta seeing a peeled chicken!!

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I've come ta learn it was a Eatser chicken - like many of tha earless bunnies that pass through these doors, kinda eye-ronik considering tha diabetes here in this joint.....

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Stoopid hoomans...

Well, as long as ah keeps ma own skin on, they kin dispose uv all tha choklit ammimals they wanna...

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oh-oh...

Guess ma breakfist burreato is givin' me some grief....gotta trot!!

later, chumps!!

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Cluck fer now....