Chicken Scratch - The Easter Guard

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie D. Chicken...)

Howdy hoomans, ess peshully all youse Easter peeples...

Ah'm spendin' ma day taday guarding this here Easter rabbit, which rose from a cave, only ta feer fer his life, frum hooman cannibals that eet eers.

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

At leest, ah think he rose from a cave - cooda been a burrow, ain't that wear rabbits live??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ah'm also celebreightin' Easter by watchin' a Vanilla Ice Ice Baby marathon - nothin' says Easter like a washed-up rapper renovatin' houses!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ah may also watch tha Ten Commandos, a ackshun movie about a magishun that makes turtles rain down, an such. I think thas wut happens - it's been a long time since I saw it last. Kinda like tha Amazin' Race, but in tha desert. With slow peeple in sandals an dresses....

Cluck me - now ah feel like sum dessert.....

Hey, how come there ain't no Easter turtles??

I gots wut yewd call a inkuizzitive mind....

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

HEY!!!!!

Where'd tha rabbit go??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

THIEF!!!

Sum juan stole ma rabbit!! Call tha cops!!!

Uhh..I gotta go peeples - I need ta solve this crime before ma boss gets back.....

Wut tha cluck......

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now.......