(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken McNuggets...)
Wut tha cluck????
Who let winner back in?? It was like summer aroun' here tha lass few days??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah woke up this mornin' , an it's cluckin' Snowmaggedon!!! Ah can't even see ma bi- sickle on tha lawn!!
Or ma buddy Cornelius, who sleeps outside - tha sap!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Well, looks like ma plans to open ma lemmin-aid stand taday is dashed. Who's gunna buy ice drinks.....waaaaait a minute....Hot Rum Toddies anyone???
Perhaps a Saint Burned Ard with a kegga booze??
There muss be some way ta make a few bucks outta this dizaster....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah could offer tows ta cars stuck in tha snow. I juss need a emurgincy call number, and a toe truck....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Life kin be sew cruel ta entrapranoors....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Of course, I could juss go back ta bed....
Yessir....
Like a bear, see ya in sumer!
Cluck fer now!
2 comments:
Sigh! What is your problem Charlie? All you do is sleep anyways. The fact that we were +12 on Friday, no snow on the ground and now a winter storm has arrived, blows for us humans, not birds? You are supposed to be resilient to any weather. YOU ARE A BIRD!
Oh. That Charlie makes me tired. Crazy bird.
He's a delicate soul....
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