Sunday, March 03, 2013
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken McNuggets...)
Wut tha cluck????
Who let winner back in?? It was like summer aroun' here tha lass few days??
Ah woke up this mornin' , an it's cluckin' Snowmaggedon!!! Ah can't even see ma bi- sickle on tha lawn!!
Or ma buddy Cornelius, who sleeps outside - tha sap!!
Well, looks like ma plans to open ma lemmin-aid stand taday is dashed. Who's gunna buy ice drinks.....waaaaait a minute....Hot Rum Toddies anyone???
Perhaps a Saint Burned Ard with a kegga booze??
There muss be some way ta make a few bucks outta this dizaster....
Ah could offer tows ta cars stuck in tha snow. I juss need a emurgincy call number, and a toe truck....
Life kin be sew cruel ta entrapranoors....
Of course, I could juss go back ta bed....
Like a bear, see ya in sumer!
Cluck fer now!