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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Isn't About Time We Introduce Another Vowel?

Typically, everything improves over time. "New" Tide. "New" Coke. Reality TV.

OK, a couple of those should have really been avoided, but you get my drift...

So how is that all these years (decades?) (centuries??) later, we still have only a handful of vowels for viewers of Wheel Of Fortune to purchase??

A, E, I, O, U - and sometime Y.

Sometimes Y? Let's just promote the goddam vowel and get it over with. Then, we should either convert a consonant or two, or come up with a few new vowels.

We could name them after someone famous, if that would speed up the process. JT has a new album, and his initials sound like vowels. Bjork makes a j sound like a vowel, so that's one that could be promoted.

Or, we could make some up. How about ^, }, or ~???

As always, I appreciate your input. Submit it to the address below in a plain white envelope, along with the $20. fee that will be required to submit the paperwork.

You could be part of history here.

Just sayin'....

Chow for now!


Mrs That Dan Guy said...

I submitted my choice along with my $20, did my vowel win?

ThatDanGuy said...

It was a lovely vowel, to be sure.