Regis Philbin, it is cooooold outside today!
We have finally entered what we commonly “enjoy” as typical winter weather conditions here in Canada - sub-zero temperatures, snow, and frozen beaver carcasses littering the forest pathways.
So, we will NOT be venturing outside today. We will hole up in our humble abode, crank up the furnace, and amuse ourselves with our portable electronic devices. Until Monday, when we will be forced to go outside. Howling all the while, like the arctic winds blowing over the prairies right now.
Funny, after decades of living with cold temperatures, you’d think we’d be acclimatized by now.
No. Not by a freakin‘ long shot. I’d rather be acclimatized to a Pina Colada whilst swaying in a hammock by a tropical lagoon. Not acclimatized to a heating pad, while weeping in long underwear, by a frozen harpoon.
Don’t ask...
Chow for now!!
2 comments:
Ya know, you sure don't help the stereotyping of us Canucks....frozen beaver carcasses? Sitting by your frozen harpoon? What the doodles?! And furthermore, thanks a lot, your image of hammock and pina coloda's have now just made me depressed.... sigh....
So sorry - but why AREN'T we poolside with Pina Colodas?? Sheesh...
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