Doris Day, it is colder than a Klondike Bar here in Calgary today!!

It’s so cold, Winnipeg is starting to look like a tropical destination by comparison.

It’s so cold, I saw a group of bears checking into a Holiday Inn Express...

It’s so cold, when I tried to put my hands into my armpits to warm them up, the pits called 9-11...

Of course, this is really just our average January temperatures, much like Hell features Sauna Nights throughout the year. But it doesn’t take anything away from HOW FREAKIN’ COLD IT IS!!!!!!!!

And I’m indoors, for Pete’s sake. Frostbite Pete...

Sheesh - some Canadian! I’m whining like I wasn’t hardened by decades of exposure to this annual ritual. Exposure being the operative word. 

Well, all I can do is crank up the furnace, and wait it out. August is just a few short months away. Aloha!!

Chow for now...