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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Chicken Scratch

(Posted by weekend guest pest...umm..I mean guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

"Can we talk??''


First off, how wuz I supposed ta know that yew only had them last three chocolate chip cookies left??

Second, I wuz pretty sure I DID shut off tha lites on tha car, even if it wuz outside in -30 degree tempuratshures...


An finally - I may have accidentally recorded over yer episode uv Golden Girls, but fer tha luvva Pete - buy the cluckin' DVD, then ya gots the whole pluckin'  season ta enjoy!!


Fer real  dude, we kin get pass all this - say, could ya loosen yer grip on the claws??


Sheesh - I don't mind a steambath, but NOT with vegetables swimming in it...

SOOOOO...wattaya say pal?? Bury the hatchet??

Hey, wattaya doin' with a hatchet anyhow??


Cluck. Fer Now... I hope...


Suzanne said...

Posted at 11:22 how interesting!

Charlie, this was hilarious. Yer the funniest bird I knows.

ThatDanGuy said...

For Pete's sake, do you really want to encourage him??????????

Interesting indeed, el numeros...

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Drop him, drop him! Sigh, I know, you looked into those beady bird eyes and gave Charlie yet another chance! Well, I cant really blame Charlie, how does one expect him to behave when his hooman Mr. doesn't? Sigh...

ThatDanGuy said...

Looked him in the eye?? The dirty bugger bit me, and skittered into the bowels of our basement!!

When I do find him - Kzzzt! Just like Marvin!!