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Monday, January 30, 2012

I know that I'm not supposed to shower with a plugged-in toaster.

I know that I'm gonna get bit, if I play with a snake.

I know that whatever goes up, must come down, even if it's filled with helium and filmed by Disney.

I know that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if he's a vampire and you lace it with garlic.

I know that s@#* runs downhill, except maybe in space.

I know that weevils wobble, but they won't fall down. Or maybe it's weebles, and I have no idea what those are...

What I DIDN'T know, was that a f#*!ing potato peeler also could be pretty good at peeling fingertips off..

Class dismissed...

Chow for now!


Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Thanks for the lessons Mr. Teacher! PS You have been banned from peeling anything in this house anymore! Danger! Danger!

ThatDanGuy said...

Whew! I misread, thought you said I was banned from peeing in the home!!

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Oh brother!