Tuesday, January 03, 2012
I would give my entire kingdom for a Kit-Kat bar. Don’t tell Kit-Kat, but the kingdom is..uhh...a little light in the value department. It may in fact be worth almost as much as a chocolate bar, but it could also fall al little short.
As kingdom’s go, we had to let the jester go early last year, and we drained the moat for drinking water in July. Our crown jewels are crumpled left-over aluminum foil from reheating KFC. My scepter has done double duty as a spider stabber, and a plunger.
As kingdom’s go, if we had to offer a dowry for our princess’s hand in marriage, it would involve taking over our subscription to Reader’s Digest, and some gum we bought in bulk as Costco. Our stables would be better described as “Broom Closet”.
Hey! Kit-Kat!! Where does thou goest?? Come thee back!!!
Chow for now.