Man, is it hot here. Even my sweat is sweating. Not even 7:30 in the freakin' morning, and I feel like I'm sweating with the oldie.

But enough about Mrs. That Dan Guy!!

Ha Ha!! Ba-Doom Boom!! Here all week folks!!

After suffering snow not so long ago, summer has evidently arrived, and in the upper level ("storey" for you science sticklers) of our home it is accompanied by sweltering, sub-tropic-like conditions. We've got rich green lichen growing on the side of our armoire, and the damn capuchin monkeys won't stop fighting over the one banana we have left on the nightstand. It's making us crazy enough to crawl out from under the mosquito netting, and move down to the first floor.

And this is my life in a nutshell....griping when it snows, griping when it rains, miserable when it's too warm, downright unbearable when it's too hot - I've become a curmudgeon!! Like those two dead actors in Grumpy Old Men!! Like Winnie The Pooh on bad weed. Like...anybody that watched The Next Big Thing recently!!

Why, I'm more miserable than an Ottawa Senators fan right now!!

Boy, I may be dead-wrong in THAT prediction, eh?? GO DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta run, I need to slip a can of frozen beans in my drawers.

My DRESSER drawers!! What kind of weirdo do you think I am??

Chow for now!!

PS - A big shout out to GG, who is rockin' in the "poka" world!! Sha-nizzle!!