There are just not enough choices when it comes to peanut butter.

Take for example, the paltry offerings currently available. Smooth or crunchy. That's it. Even ketchup (catsup) has more flavour offerings than that!

Here's what I'm proposing. Send letters to The Food Network. Write to any food critics in your local newspaper. Get on the blower with that Rachel Ray lady, and INSIST that somebody add some variety to the peanut butter world!!

For one thing, why can't it already come mixed with jam? Or honey? There's two classic combinations alone that would sell like hotcakes, in my estimation.

For that matter, why not premixed peanut butter and hotcakes?? Yowza!!

Elvis fans might enjoy some deep-fried banana blended in their peanut butter. A savory taste sensation!

How about those miniature marshmallows? Imagine how delightful a mouthful of Peanie B. and that would be!!! I salivate at the prospect. Actually, I salivate a lot these days, especially when I lay down on my right side. Don't know why...

The possibilities are endless. Premixed peanut butter and grape jelly. Premixed peanut butter and ketchup (catsup). Premixed peanut butter and sardines. OMIGOD!! I can barely stand it!!! In a world where crackers and cheese live in total harmony, why not peanut butter and crackers??

I WANT SOME CHOICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just sayin'...

Chow for now!!