Chicken Scratch

Good morning, humans.

Seymour Poultry here, reporting on the ongoing rain in Calgary. It's a bloody rain-o-rama here. Rain is falling like Britney Spears' popularity lately. There's been more rain here this spring than Harry Potter has potions.

My pinfeathers are soakin' cluckin' wet...

Yeah, it's been rainin' like the dickens here, after other forecasters suggested it would be a sunny weekend. Unlike Seymour, they're pluckin' witless, so stick with me, mammals - I'll give you the goods.

At any rate, it continues to rain. This would not be a great weekend to leave your cake out, or even a Blackberry wireless device. You'd have to be pretty brainless to introduce an electronic device to water, unless you're sharin' your bathtub with a toaster. Then, you probably got other issues to worry about...

At any rate - here's my forecast:

Rain today.
Rain tomorrow.
Rain rain, go away,
Come again some other pluckin' day,
Wet feathers do NOT drive the chicks wild!!


It would be awfully hard to do paper mache work in the yard today or tomorrow.

If you wanted to float your boat, today would be a good day to do it.

If you needed more time to meditate indoors about that lame-ass lousy ending for The Sopranos - fill your rubber boots this weekend.

Sheesh, who writes this crap?? Does Al Roker ad-lib like this? I ain't gonna win no Golden Pellet with this broadcast!!

At any rate, that's it for my report today.

Good night, and good cluck...