I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner....

I don't know why.

I also feel like a Pepper lately. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

For a while last week, I had an even stranger urge. I wanted to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony!

But then I got sidetracked, running around to local restaurants, asking "Where's The Beef"??

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The Ongoing Saga of Paris Hilton - Part 2

So, last I reported, Paris Hilton had been released from her plush celebrity prison facility, to remain in house arrest - in the family mansion. How terrible!

This was apparently due to "medical issues". Personally, I'd like to see the media quit writing about her, for the very same reasons (aren't we all sick to death of hearing about this spoiled juvenile nitwit every five minutes??)

Well, the story now takes a tragic turn for young Paris. Just after my posting the other day, she was ordered back to court, and SENT BACK to The Joliet Hilton, to resume her sentence. Where, and I understand this to be true - she is in a medical wing, for "medical concerns" again?

Seriously people, if an animal suffers, we do the humane thing, and send them off to that pasture in the sky - that land of fetch in the clouds - the hamster wheel in heaven. Is this not an option here? If not for her well-being, what about ours??

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I miss "Corner Gas". How much longer must I wait for the new season???????

Chow for now!!