New Year's Resolutions: Status Update

Oh Boy...

This can't be a good sign:

1) Reduce chocolate intake - Fail, January 1 (had chocolate orange leftovers for breakfast)

2) Reduce grains in diet - Fail, January 1 (chased down chocolate orange with white bread toast and freshly shucked wheat)

3) Quit booze and cigarettes cold turkey - Fail, January 1 (Irish Cream in morning pots of coffee, and well into "holiday sampler" of exotic tobacco)

4) Exercise Every Day - Fail, January 1 (new treadmill delivery delayed until Feb 30)

5) Be A Better Person - Fail, January 1 (what kind of asshat makes THAT sort of resolution???)

6) Reduce chocolate intake - Fail, January 1 (had Mrs. That Dan Guy's chocolate orange leftovers, a bag of Oreos, and four Easter Bunnies pre-bought for Easter 2014)

7) Become wiser with my money - Fail, January 1 (that flippin' horse Grease Lighting needs to be taken out behind the barn - last place???)

Well, let's see how the other resolutions fare over the next few days....

Later!