Give A Man A FIsh...

...and he will likely:

1) Question your motives.
2) Accuse you of trying to poison him with Mercury - even if that does mean the planet, not the chemical element.
3) Say he would have preferred chicken...
4) Immediately grimace, and say "What, no batter??"
5) Begin to sing "Salmon Enchanted Ev-en-ing..."
6) Look at you quizzically, before passing it on to the person closest to him, and then run off into the wilderness laughing.
7) Thank you in the voice of a grizzly bear.
8) See your fish, and raise you a pair of game hens...
9) Try to perform aquatic CPR, to no avail.
10) Act out a pantomime of the fish trying to navigate seaweed beds...

Later!