Eponine: Merde! My wifi is so very slow!
Jean Valjean: Oui - I am a successful businessman, and make more in an hour than most people make the whole year - what of it? Eat cake!
Fantine: Cosette, pack your bags - Canada has just struck down prostitution laws!! Mama gotta move!
Javert: I had Valjean in my sights, then realized we were in Florida, and the charges would not stick. Sacre Bleu, my life is a mockery!!!
Cosette: Merde! My wifi is so very slow, and I need to post this new selfie!!
Marius: Cosette, I do love you, but I am booked on the new season of The Bachelor - perhaps if you audition.......
(Oh, the difference a century makes in storylines.....)
Later!
2 comments:
What a difference alright! Now, leave my Miserables alone. It can not be tainted.
Even now, my wifi is as lousy as theirs....
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