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Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Les Miserables, 2014

Eponine: Merde! My wifi is so very slow!

Jean Valjean: Oui - I am a successful businessman, and make more in an hour than most people make the whole year - what of it? Eat cake!

Fantine: Cosette, pack your bags - Canada has just struck down prostitution laws!! Mama gotta move!

Javert: I had Valjean in my sights, then realized we were in Florida, and the charges would not stick. Sacre Bleu, my life is a mockery!!!

Cosette: Merde! My wifi is so very slow, and I need to post this new selfie!!

Marius: Cosette, I do love you, but I am booked on the new season of The Bachelor - perhaps if you audition.......

(Oh, the difference a century makes in storylines.....)



Mrs That Dan Guy said...

What a difference alright! Now, leave my Miserables alone. It can not be tainted.

ThatDanGuy said...

Even now, my wifi is as lousy as theirs....