Saturday, January 04, 2014
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Between tha snow an tha cold, a bird could freeze his pinfethers off in this pluckin' weather!! Wut did Canada ever do ta Muther Naytcher???
Snow storm lass nite, a dump uv tha white stuff at least as tall as me! I even saw a polar bear at a travel agent's office on mah way home...
Who ordered thiss stuff? An tha cold - don't even get me started!! It's warmer in Donald Trump's heart than it is right now in sum parts a this country.
Ah guess if there is a bright side ta all this, it's that I ain't in Winnipeg - hoo-ee-boy, they's tha epic centre uv a bad winter unfit fer habitabition. Let alone co-habitation...
Ah think mah cigarettes pack is empty!!
Ah wunder if tha Pills Berry Doughboy kin be fooled inta goin' ta tha store fer me??
Otherwise, I gotta zip up these boots, and thumb a ride tah tha corner store.
Not cluckin' soon enuff...
Cluck fer now!!