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Saturday, January 25, 2014

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Howdy hoomans!!

Ole Charlie wuz juss goin' thru tha photo albums, an ah kaim across this pikchur uv me wearing clothes.

How ridikiluss iz that??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

You kin clearly see may wings iz BASIDE may body, yet tha sleeves iz flapping' in tha wind, empty as tha average economy uv moss worldly governments!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Even tho I ain't even had breakfast yet, I sure kood go fer sum popcorn, if tha humans here still had that popcorn maker!

Ah mean, ah eats a lot a chicken feed, but poppin' sum every once inna while is a bit of a treat...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Sew, tha's all ah got fer taday - sorry ta diss a point ya, but really, ya gets what ya pays for.

Now go do sum thin' productive, ya slacker!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now...

  

2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Ok Charlie. You think you being in a shirt is ridiculous? Seriously?! You hanging around the Such is Life household, smokin and drinkin is ridiculous. Damn bird.

ThatDanGuy said...

Hey!

Take it easy on my groupie....