Random Headline, on the Yahoo! Canada homepage earlier:
“Man Caught Smuggling 18 Monkeys in Girdle at
First off, kudos to the gentleman for his “I-Can-Do-This”, power of positive thinking, believing that a “master plan” like that just might fly (no pun intended…OK, well, maybe just a little…)
Second, how fortuitous to have the foresight to be wearing a girdle, just when you’re hatching a plan to smuggle 18 LIVE monkeys onto an airplane – likely while whistling nonchalantly, and commenting to fellow passengers on the chance of precipitation, this time of year.
Third – I wish I could have been a fly on the wall to see the eyebrows lifting as this clown approached the security check-in – likely hoping to explain the multiple chattering and occasional shrieks of concealed monkeys as “bad guacamole”.
Makes you wonder what he tells his fellow prisoners, when they ask him what he’s in for.
Aye Caramba!
Chow for now!!
3 comments:
The image that conjures up is absolutely disgusting, thank you for that!
And, as usual, it leaves me with many questions...where did he find 18 monkeys? how is it even possible to put 18 in a girdle? Poor monkeys, how did they even breathe? Do they even make girdles any more?
Oh so many more forever to be unanswered questions as I make me way to bed with THAT image in my head! Did I say Thanks?!
How sweaty was THIS guy, covered in monkeys and girdle fabric??
EEW! Gross!
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