Chicken Scratch

(posted by an increasingly worrisome, perpetually recurring guest blogger…)

HAK!! HAK!!

Pardon me – tha fumes is ob-nock-shush here…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!

Howdy humans, Happy Saterday ta alla ya!

Ole Charlie’s just attendin’ ta a bit a fixin’ up – I’m about ta paints me a masterpiece.

I think I’m gonna do a mural a Justin Beiber – that dude is just plain awesome!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Or mebbe Lady GaGa – we’ll see how much sparkly I got in this here canna Spackle…

I wuz just supposed ta cover over the holes me and Cornelius made last week, huckin’ beer caps against the wall fer fun, but ain’t a mongo-huge picktchur a The “Bieb” a better idea?

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

HAK!! HAK!!!

Sorry tha fumes is makin’ my beak weak…I think I just spotted a herd a leapin’ sheep over in the corner – I must be loosin’ my mind…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, pitter-patter, better get back atter. This would be sooooo much easier if I had thumbs…

Cluck fer now!