Mrs. That Dan Guy has had a relapse of her recent deep-chest cold bug, so she has chosen to stay home today. Any chance for me to remain in bed (offering comfort, of course) is irresistible. Hence my late start today...
Of course, I could be excused for being tardy anyway, as earlier this week (yesterday??) I received the results of a recent MRI. This had been ordered MONTHS ago, to assess the cause of a pinched nerve in my neck.
Well, it would appear that modern science has discovered just that. "A moderate degree of right neural foraminal stenosis, possible affecting the exiting nerve root at this level".
Say WHAT??????
If I had purchased this lousy body of mine at Wal-Mart or Costco, I'd be happily returning the plagued collection of skin and bones, thanks to both of their store's liberal return policies. Now, I have to see yet ANOTHER medical expert, to assess corrective measures, or carefully study "A Night At The Roxbury", for repetitive neck exercises.
Oh well, at least my posterior fossa (including the basal cisterns, cerebellar tonsils, midbrain and pons, clivus and AADI) are within normal limits. Accepting of course that MTDG might challenge the midbrain and pons findings...
How will this affect my ongoing efforts to help Justin Timberlake "bring sexy back"???
Stay tuned!!
Chow for now!!
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