Man....

As many live shows as we see, we just can't seem to fit them all in, here in CowTown. This city just seems to draw far more top-notch performers than we've ever had access to before (outside of our beloved Las Vegas)...

Case in point - today I opened up the newspaper, and discovered an ad for "Dancing With The Stars - The Tour". We could see that guy formerly from N'Sync - Joey Fat One!!

In this instance,we'll probably pass though. "Dancing With The Stars" is one of those "reality" shows that we just can't stand. Actually, we've never even watched a single episode, which indicates just how much we can't stand the thing. I can see Jerry Springer dance, dodging airborne folding chairs on his own "talk" show, thank you very much.

Say, that was a whole-bunch of quotations marks, in that there last sentence...

Besides, I've got far too much of my personal time dedicated lately to "helping bring sexy back" (there's those damn quotation marks again!) to be glued to the boob tube for Billy Ray Cyrus two-steppin' to Abba songs. I hope to update you on those ongoing efforts (sexy back)soon.

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Finally, we had some older guy in a white suit, and black string tie lurking around here the other day. Says he's the "legal guardian" (damn quotations!!) of Charlie, our offensive weekend chicken.

Wonder if that gentleman realizes that Charlie is A RUBBER CHICKEN!!!!!

Chow for now!!