Hockey News!!

As one of the most erratic contributors, today I hope to fulfill even just one tiny iota of my ongoing NHL Blogger commitment...

Here we go:

Well, we're down to the final four teams vying for Lord Stanley's cup, this go-round. And some fine pairings, if you ask me. To make things patriotic, there's one last Canadian team left standing to root for, The Ottawa Senators.

(Note: if you're a real hockey fan, this is all going to be a bit redundant. You probably already know all or most of this. I'm being very thorough though, so as to fill up space in this posting...)

So, with the knowledge that Ottawa is going to ultimately win this little puck derby, let's review the other three teams, that will be eliminated:

The Buffalo Sabres: Frankly, why Buffalos (Buffali? Bison??) would even carry sabres is beyond me. I've never seen one standing upright, as that would kep their mouths too far away from the grass they typically graze on.

If they did stand up, they'd be too weak from lack of nutrition to hold their sabres in any sort of menacing way. I give Ottawa two more games to put these guys to bed...

Detroit Red Wings: These bastards eliminated my Calgary Flames, so they are GOING DOWN!! Go Ducks!! Bring your Wing-clippers on the tour bus! Ducks in six...

Anaheim Ducks: I have to admit, I was one of those fans that never lost my soft spot for these Mighty Ducks. I do wonder what happened to their coach. I haven't seen Mr. Emilio Estevez behind the bench this entire playoff. I have seen former Winnipeg Jet Randy Carlyle, which is kinda cool.

Once the Ducks deep-six Detroit, they will ultimately lose to Ottawa in a five-game run.

You heard it here first folks!

PS - Congrats to Team Canada, for bringing home the gold medal in that dust-up!

Chow for now!!