Weekend greetings, featherless freaks…
I’d like you to meet my buddy Spuddy. I’m trying to soften up my image here in this blog, and being out partying in public without my underwear, along with someone that looked a lot like Britney Spears, just hasn’t cut the mustard for some readers.
So, say hello to my little friend. He’s so goldarn cute, he makes me want to squeeze the starch right out of his cheeks. Or whatever potatoes have on the side of their face…he does seem to have an awful lot of freaky-lookin’ eyes everywhere…
This picture was taken after we watched a movie on DVD together: "The Notebook”, with those cute little Canadian stars, and old James Garner. That’s right, a chick flick! What’s it to ya!! (No sir, we didn’t watched “Chicks Gone Wild – Moose Jaw”…not us!!)
Spuddy also seems to be smiling a lot. Either he’s mashed some of his own potato, or he got whacked in the head by a spatula. Either way, I don’t think he’s got too much between the ears, if ya know what I mean…
I’d like you to meet my buddy Spuddy. I’m trying to soften up my image here in this blog, and being out partying in public without my underwear, along with someone that looked a lot like Britney Spears, just hasn’t cut the mustard for some readers.
So, say hello to my little friend. He’s so goldarn cute, he makes me want to squeeze the starch right out of his cheeks. Or whatever potatoes have on the side of their face…he does seem to have an awful lot of freaky-lookin’ eyes everywhere…
This picture was taken after we watched a movie on DVD together: "The Notebook”, with those cute little Canadian stars, and old James Garner. That’s right, a chick flick! What’s it to ya!! (No sir, we didn’t watched “Chicks Gone Wild – Moose Jaw”…not us!!)
Spuddy also seems to be smiling a lot. Either he’s mashed some of his own potato, or he got whacked in the head by a spatula. Either way, I don’t think he’s got too much between the ears, if ya know what I mean…
(Crap. I gotta pull this off, so I need to suck it up, get a stiff upper beak here. Make nice for the people, Chuckie...)
Yeah, I aim to clean up MY image, turn over a new feather so to speak. So a good pal like Spuddy will make me look good here on the weekend, while the rest of the time I hit the horse races, and brew bathtub whiskey from Banjo Boy’s Quaker Rolled Oats…
Better run. This bowl is starting to get a little rank, and I know it ain’t me!!
Cluck for now!!
Yeah, I aim to clean up MY image, turn over a new feather so to speak. So a good pal like Spuddy will make me look good here on the weekend, while the rest of the time I hit the horse races, and brew bathtub whiskey from Banjo Boy’s Quaker Rolled Oats…
Better run. This bowl is starting to get a little rank, and I know it ain’t me!!
Cluck for now!!
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