Greetings, beakless mammals!!

Charlie, the original chick magnet, is here to tell you: you snoozed, you loozed...

That’s right ladies, I’m off the market. I found me a new lady friend, and I have to tell you, things are going pretty cluckin’good… BUK-AAAWK!!!!

Sorry…it’s in my programming…

I was surfin’ a new online singles site last week (whathaveIgottolose.org), and found my new Honey-Bunny. She’s a doll! A real class act…and I know a little something about class!!

Yeah, I know. There is a bit of an age difference, but in chicken years, we ain’t that far apart. At least I think so…if it works for dogs, why exclude chickens??

So far, we are totally compatible. I like pecking feed off the ground – she enjoys throwing it there. She’s so fond of chickens, she even has a feather pillow!! Although, I’m hoping those feathers came off naturally. I wouldn’t want some other dumb cluck to go through a plucking like I did this week…

BUK-AAAWK!! Pardon me…

Better run. We’re going mini-golfing this morning. I love that – the buildings on the course are all life-sized for a guy my height!!

So ladies, I wish I could have let you down easy, but life’s life. A chicken like me ain’t gonna be free forever, and someone with a sharp eye knows a catch when she sees it. She’s even calling me her little “Wild Turkey”!!

I can live with that…

Cluck for now!!