To a certain reader out there formerly “In The Ghetto” by nickname, Happy Birthday, Olde Pharte!!! And it's a big one!!

I don’t want to betray how old this person is now, but let’s just say that she used to skip rope with Moses' sister!!!

I am reluctant to suggest that she's really, really old now, but The Museum Of Natural History's oldest exhibit doesn't even go that far back in time...

This person is soooo old... (HOW OLD IS SHE???)

She's so old that Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies looks like a teenager beside her!!

(Got a million of 'em. Here all week folks. Ba doom boom!!)

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Anyhow, on to other burning issues of the day.

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1) We were depressed the other day to miss out on Keith Urban tickets. He sold out faster here than Van Morrison and Il Divo combined. FOUR MINUTES!!! By the time I got into Ticketmaster online, the only option available was to do valet parking. Would have been a great show, with The Wreckers opening up.

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2) We are about ready to throw in the towel with Grease - You're The One That I Want. I'd say the show "underwhelms" but that is being as conservative as I've been earlier about The Blogger Formerly Known As Ghetto Girl's age. The show stinks...

For one thing, the Broadway show is about music and life back in the 50's. Yet, the contestants continuously compete with songs from people like Bryan Adams, and Queen. Kind of blows of the image of seeing an actor in a black leather jacket, doing a pop ballad from the late 80's.

Aside from that, and to be a little more technical in my grievances, the show just plain sucks.

Can we tear ourselves away though?? That is the burning question...

Chow for now!!