Today, I must enlighten you all, to something I’ve kept hidden for many months now.

It gives me no pleasure to share this, as it reflects poorly on someone that many of you feel is a kind, well-intended person. Which is just not true…

Mrs. That Dan Guy takes liberties…with Charlie the Chicken!!

That’s right, and don’t even try for a minute to think I’m not telling the truth here. I’ve got examples, and if necessary, I can support them with photographic evidence.

Just the other day, Charlie dressed up one of her little teddy bears as a pirate. Personally, I found it to be good harmless fun, and enjoyed a good chuckle myself. Not Mrs. That Dan Guy!! She ripped the costume off of that little bear (tears streaming down his furry little cheek), and PUT IT ON POOR CHARLIE!!!!

To be fair, he was still a little hung over, and didn’t notice for a few hours, but still…

Then, just yesterday, that same little bear (who may or may not have made himself a little ghost costume with a handkerchief ) had another costume ripped right off of his frail torso, and unceremoniously installed onto Charlie. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a cigarette lit, while under a sheet?? It’s not even a very good idea!!

So, there you have it. Mrs. That Dan Guy appears here on occasion, like sweet little Mary Poppins, when it truth, she’s clearly got chicken issues. Spoon full of sugar, or overly-anti-poultry???

Time will tell…

Chow for now!!