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Friday, March 30, 2007

Today, I must enlighten you all, to something I’ve kept hidden for many months now.

It gives me no pleasure to share this, as it reflects poorly on someone that many of you feel is a kind, well-intended person. Which is just not true…

Mrs. That Dan Guy takes liberties…with Charlie the Chicken!!

That’s right, and don’t even try for a minute to think I’m not telling the truth here. I’ve got examples, and if necessary, I can support them with photographic evidence.

Just the other day, Charlie dressed up one of her little teddy bears as a pirate. Personally, I found it to be good harmless fun, and enjoyed a good chuckle myself. Not Mrs. That Dan Guy!! She ripped the costume off of that little bear (tears streaming down his furry little cheek), and PUT IT ON POOR CHARLIE!!!!

To be fair, he was still a little hung over, and didn’t notice for a few hours, but still…

Then, just yesterday, that same little bear (who may or may not have made himself a little ghost costume with a handkerchief ) had another costume ripped right off of his frail torso, and unceremoniously installed onto Charlie. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a cigarette lit, while under a sheet?? It’s not even a very good idea!!

So, there you have it. Mrs. That Dan Guy appears here on occasion, like sweet little Mary Poppins, when it truth, she’s clearly got chicken issues. Spoon full of sugar, or overly-anti-poultry???

Time will tell…

Chow for now!!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously folks! Mrs That Dan Guy taking liberties with Charlie the Chicken?! C'mon!
Mr That Dan Guy just doesnt want to face the facts.......Charlie is a no-good rouble-rouser who tears costumes off innocent wee bears! (I think Mr That Dan Guy lives vicariously through Charlie)
Chow!
Mary Poppins

ThatDanGuy said...

How the heck did she get a comment on here that fast???

Anonymous said...

I gotta side with the chicken here. After Mrs. That Dan Guy he's the only one with any chutzpah and knowledge. Well at least more than a drumstickful.

MTDY may rule with an iron fist in the Nonsense house during thweek but Charlie rules the roost on the weekend.

ThatDanGuy said...

That cursed chicken!!

He's gonna be the death of me!!

Anonymous said...

Oh CharlieLives! Yeh that's right we know who you are!
And for the record Mrs That Dan Guy (MTDG) rules the roost EVERYDAY! Dont go to the dark side, dont side with Charlie, the no-good crazy poultry-bumped piece of meat!
MTDG

ThatDanGuy said...

Well, I didn't figure that name out...

Anonymous said...

Charlie is Evil!

ThatDanGuy said...

Well, he does have some hygiene issues,and I'd agree that he's a little temperamental...

Anonymous said...

I guess I you figured out my chicken latin code. Next time I will use that other white meat in secret code like.
Pork latin....??

ThatDanGuy said...

MTDG figured it out. I was lost after my first comment on this posting...

Anonymous said...

Ok I thought Charlie was tipping you off.
You tell him to give me call and we'll go tip a few.

That Charlie can really turn it on when he has to.
Wow!!!

ThatDanGuy said...

It is a sad commentary that I accept a rubber chicken as my equal here...

It is a sadder commentary that my readers place him above me...

Sigh..........