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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Today I'd like to take you on an imaginary Powerpoint journey, through a selection of my favorite imaginary photos:

SLIDE #1

This is a picture of frost on the trees yesterday. When we were driving home last night, all the trees were covered in a coating of some really shiny hoarfrost. And I have to ask, is any frost that bad, you have to call it a hoar??

SLIDE # 2

This picture just kills me. I don't know how I was even able to take such a clear photo, as I was frantically swerving to avoid the jackass that was cutting me off. A local daily occurence here is "I HAVE TO BE FIRST IN LINE", and the participants in this game will go to any length to be the car ahead of you. I ran out of film as we settled into the ditch beside the road...

SLIDE # 3

Look at the size of these white rabbits we get in our back yard!! They could be mob enforcers!! This one was particularly brave - as you can see by his nonchalant use of our BBQ...

SLIDE # 4

I really shouldn't include this one, but I thought the sight of Mrs. That Dan Guy in her flannel robe and hair curlers made for an interesting early-morning science statement, on how we occasionally pick up U.S. radio station broadcasting signals...

SLIDE # 5

Finally, here's a shot of a bowl of cereal. I call it "Still Life Study # 4". I could probably use that same title every night (self portrait) after dinner, once my carcass gets settled onto the sofa....

Chow for now!!

(PS - my word verification letters to allow for this posting today were "argni". Almost argy. Spooky, huh??)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

So sad.......imaginary pictures, just like those imaginary voices...

Mr. That Dan Guy you are officially nuts.

Lovingly,
Mrs. That Dan Guy

ThatDanGuy said...

Hey, hey!! Keep it down!!

If the squirrels here read comments like that, I'm toast!!

Anonymous said...

World domination is at my fingertips!!!
MoooooHa,HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

ThatDanGuy said...

This is probably how Dr. Evil got his start...

Anonymous said...

Writing a blog?

arni the artist formerly known as argy or Prince for that matter.

ThatDanGuy said...

No!!

Oh boy....

By succumbing to the power afforded by a heightened self-confidence, or just going loopy when he thought he had power.

Good grief, did any of that make sense??

I think I planted the seeds when I made that casual comment on the log-in feautre. Now look what I've done...

Ohhh....