Today I'd like to take you on an imaginary Powerpoint journey, through a selection of my favorite imaginary photos:

SLIDE #1

This is a picture of frost on the trees yesterday. When we were driving home last night, all the trees were covered in a coating of some really shiny hoarfrost. And I have to ask, is any frost that bad, you have to call it a hoar??

SLIDE # 2

This picture just kills me. I don't know how I was even able to take such a clear photo, as I was frantically swerving to avoid the jackass that was cutting me off. A local daily occurence here is "I HAVE TO BE FIRST IN LINE", and the participants in this game will go to any length to be the car ahead of you. I ran out of film as we settled into the ditch beside the road...

SLIDE # 3

Look at the size of these white rabbits we get in our back yard!! They could be mob enforcers!! This one was particularly brave - as you can see by his nonchalant use of our BBQ...

SLIDE # 4

I really shouldn't include this one, but I thought the sight of Mrs. That Dan Guy in her flannel robe and hair curlers made for an interesting early-morning science statement, on how we occasionally pick up U.S. radio station broadcasting signals...

SLIDE # 5

Finally, here's a shot of a bowl of cereal. I call it "Still Life Study # 4". I could probably use that same title every night (self portrait) after dinner, once my carcass gets settled onto the sofa....

Chow for now!!

(PS - my word verification letters to allow for this posting today were "argni". Almost argy. Spooky, huh??)