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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Things I Wish I Had Invented

How different my life would be today, had I invented:

* Carpet - who doesn't use floor covering??

* Scissors - despite warnings, often safe to run with...

* Beach Balls - OK, that one might not have made me wealthy, but they are a load of fun to bat around when they're inflated...

* Flashlights - In my version, they would actually flash...

* Football Caps - like baseball caps, but named differently.

* Income Tax - who decided governments should be the only institutions to benefit from the efforts of others?

* Capes - well, that one is still pretty isolated in popularity - but enough people would want to wear one  to make it worth inventing...

* Raspberry-flavoured hamsters - when they eventually pass away....

* Electric guitars - so much more electric than the original acoustic ones.

Clearly I am floundering here - better regroup, try again another day. Apparently, I'm no Edison...

Chow for now!

6 comments:

Suzanne said...

I think raspberry - flavoured hamsters might be like eating deep - fried koolaid. Bleech!

ibot10 said...

I invented Post-Its.....wait...maybe that was a movie or a dream.
Luv Romy

ThatDanGuy said...

You could have a point there - who knew that would be such a let-down...

ThatDanGuy said...

Somebody invented them - or at least took credit for it!

Suzanne said...

But deep-fried oreos, that is a different story...

ThatDanGuy said...

Oh yeah!!