How different my life would be today, had I invented:
* Carpet - who doesn't use floor covering??
* Scissors - despite warnings, often safe to run with...
* Beach Balls - OK, that one might not have made me wealthy, but they are a load of fun to bat around when they're inflated...
* Flashlights - In my version, they would actually flash...
* Football Caps - like baseball caps, but named differently.
* Income Tax - who decided governments should be the only institutions to benefit from the efforts of others?
* Capes - well, that one is still pretty isolated in popularity - but enough people would want to wear one to make it worth inventing...
* Raspberry-flavoured hamsters - when they eventually pass away....
* Electric guitars - so much more electric than the original acoustic ones.
Clearly I am floundering here - better regroup, try again another day. Apparently, I'm no Edison...
Chow for now!
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6 comments:
I think raspberry - flavoured hamsters might be like eating deep - fried koolaid. Bleech!
I invented Post-Its.....wait...maybe that was a movie or a dream.
Luv Romy
You could have a point there - who knew that would be such a let-down...
Somebody invented them - or at least took credit for it!
But deep-fried oreos, that is a different story...
Oh yeah!!
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