Well, nothing I have to say today will take precedence over:


a) Osama bin Laden’s hastened arrival at his “reward” and 50 vapid virgins. With any luck, those virgins will be camels…

b) Canada’s Federal Election – will Minority Steve’s gamesmanship (and threats of awkward sexual relations with camels unless he is anointed “King Of The Land”) result in his coveted majority, or will the Canadian voters cast him off into another minority or worse? Stay tuned, this will be a bumpy ride. And, get out there and vote Canada, I already have!!

c) My order from Donald Trump’s House of Hardy Hairpieces arrived last night – I’ll be arranging the implanting later this afternoon.

Chow for now!