Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)

Rotisserie? Muss be tha French spellin’ a Rotary, tha innernashanal service group. Makes me downright proud ta be poultry…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I’m sher there muss be Knights A Columbo Chickens, Lions, and even Elk. We gotta stick tagether, us ammimals!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, maybe I shood volunteer with ma local chapter uv Rotisserie Chickens, seeif I can give back ta my commune-ity. I could be a inspiration ta all tha little cluckers out there!!

Ya probably get a nice vest, with lots a badges!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

It wood look good on my bizniz cards too!

Judgin’ by the logo, I may have ta learn how ta cook? Not sure what tha knife an fork is for (hey, Mrs. That Dan Guy – do ya want a fork n’ knife?? Heh Heh Heh…)

Or maybe as members we get ta manage local restaurants, or food banks? It’s gotta mean sumthin???

Do ya take a pledge a allegants ta cutlery??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I must go online, and Google this out – get a sign-up sheet. I’m in a givin’ mood taday!!

Cluck fer now!