I’ve found that an apple a day isn’t quite enough to keep the doctor away – if you throw enough of them at him though, he will eventually retreat…


An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, and takes a whole lot less water to swallow down…

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Two bushes in the hand, four birds in the bushes, one in the hand, carry the two…

The early bird gets the worm. The brunch bird typically opts for the Grand Slam…

A penny saved is a penny earned. Penny notes that she was simply out for a morning swim, and did NOT need to be saved from anything…

Sometimes it’s hard to see the forest for the trees, especially if they are clothes trees…

I have decided to quit storing my needles in haystacks – I can never seem to find them when I need them!

The wayward wind is a restless wind, although most winds are restless just by definition…

I Tater-Tot I taw a puddy tat!!

Chow for now!