Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy wore polka dot underwear…


We interrupt this blog post with breaking news from the President. Of The National Society For The Preservation Of Online Dignity:

“Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I am appearing before you today through typed text, with assurances that we are currently monitoring the situation in the Such Is Life blogspot. It has come to our attention recently that despite our ever present vigilance for dignity and appropriate conduct online, some characters persistent in presenting material not suitable for dignified blog readers. Such is the case with the scribbler associated with this space.


Alcoholic rubber chickens, pirated schoolyard jokes from nearly 50 years ago, all while producing flatulence that would flatten a professional chili taster working 80-hour weeks. Despite repeated warnings, and viewing the start of today’s post, it is clear things have not improved.


I assure you that we are giving this repeating offender one final warning, before we act to remedy this situation once and for all. We beg your indulgence as we work to a satisfactory conclusion with respect to this individual.


Thank you, good morning, and God bless the internet.”

…Fuzzy Wuzzy ate a pear, Fuzzy Wuzzy got “familiar” with a French au pair…

Chow for now!!