Today, on "The Generally Hospitalized Wrung-Out Wrestlers Olive My Chitlins":



Rex discovers that Olivia has begun treatment for the heartbreak of psoriasis, even though their healthcare coverage fails to cover the costly treatment. Flash gets a mysterious letter in the mail, indicating that he has officially been chosen as one of only 13 million finalists in the Reader’s Digest sweepstakes, even though he’s several months in arrears with his subscription.

Over in Swan Landing, Muriel discovers a lump on her nose, and worries that she may have contracted acne from the paper towel dispenser in the washroom at the club. How will she hide the unsightly blemish from Taco?

Gwendolyn’s evil twin sister has just this morning come upon a prenup that Leslie had agreed to, before marrying Argyle. With no apparent gain in assuming her sister’s identity, Gwendolyn packs to leave Swan Landing, gathering whatever she can find of intrinsic value – lingerie, shoe liners, and a ceramic mongoose.

While showering for his two hour shift at the executive offices of Sparse, Empty & Barren, Kachoo discovers evidence of male pattern balding. This bodes poorly for his advancement interview this afternoon. He reaches over for the shower flask, and knocks back two hardy slugs of Wild Turkey, straight-up.

Preparing to divorce Chad, her seventh husband, for the third time, Strawberry finds a credit card receipt outlining testicle enhancement surgery. Has Botox finally gone too far, and should she spend one more night in the home, just to satisfy her piqued curiosity?

Stay tuned – all this and more tomorrow, on "The Generally Hospitalized Wrung-Out Wrestlers Olive My Chitlins"…

Chow For now…