Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)
That sounds like a incomplete sentense, if ya asks me. “Happy Chicken Ta Go…”WHERE???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Let’s try an come up with sum options.
How about:
Happy Chicken Ta Go...
1) Ta Extremes In Brave Fight Fer Bannin’ Gruesome Chicken Wing Specials?
2) Potty (too much coffee I think, influencin’ ma brain right now…)
3) 12 Rounds With Jose Cuervo (fer alla you country music fans out there…)
4) Boldly Where No Man Has Gone Before (or poultry, ta be more spacific…)
5) Bonkers. I don even know wut that is, but it sounds like fun…
6) Tha Distance. Wut pluckin’ distance? Who knows? Who comes up with these sayins anyhow?
7) Gemtly inta tha good nite. Really? Wut the pluck is “gemtly” anyhow?? BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
8) Fer Tha Gold – Gold Bond, fer this persistent chaffin’ between my chickeny thighs…
9) Go? Wut happened ta “ready”, an “set”?? A bird’s gotta be prepared, ya know…
10) All Chuck Norris on tha buffoon that fergot tha mushrooms on tha pizza I ordered…
Hey, thas a lotta possible finishes ta those sentences. My werk here is dun.
Adieu, pale hoomans. Chicken out…
Cluck fern how!! (Hee Hee - “Fern’ – Cluckin’ auto-correct… )
2 comments:
Oh brother! First of all, I did not need the visual of "persistent chaffin' between your chicken thighs" Charlie! Sheesh! (How is that even possible with them sticks for legs anyways!) Second, perhaps Charlie needs glasses?! Look at the picture more closely ya old bird! Do you see some "friends" turning on something round and round? Ya, Chicken to go alright..........to go from spitfire to tummies! Take that and you can REALLY say "chicken out!"
BUK-AAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!
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