Once upon a time there was a lazy grasshopper, with a soul patch and thinning hair. The grasshopper was sunning himself one fine morning, when a whistling ant happened by, obviously hard at work during siesta time.

The grasshopper ran what passed for his hands through his soul patch, smirking at the ant’s clearly insane work schedule. “Hey, Ant” the grasshopper hollered, “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!!”

The ant stopped briefly, pulled out a can of Raid, and covered the grasshopper in toxic sludge until a solid cocoon consumed the snarky slacker.

“Jack be nimble fool!!” the ant proclaimed, before returning to her endless chores. 

And she lived happily ever after...

Chow for now!!