I had always been under the impression that Pepto-Bismol was some fancy-pants antacid for people that required everything in their lives to look like bubble gum. I had no idea it was so effective when one was suffering from more…ah…explosive digestive issues…
Last night, I think I had some bad sunflower seeds. Whatever the culprit, my body seemed intent on expunging the intruder faster than it had gained access to my intestines. Rapidly, profusely – and often – if you get my drift.
After more sprints than an Olympic track final while trying to fall asleep last night, I turned in desperation to this comforting pink liquid – and (who knew) within half an hour, all was calm, all was bright.
Pepto – you’ve got my vote!
Chow for now…
2 comments:
First of all, thanks for sharing! Ugh! Second of all, your pepto is like blueberries! All his life, no, no, no, no, then suddenly, an epiphany! Eegads man!
Sigh........I feel tired.......
One must exercise caution when approaching unknown fruits and vegetables...
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